Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron
I’m looking for a syringe. I’m going to stab it into the softest part of Ms. Ellison’s thigh. Lots of nerve endings there, no one could fake their way through that.
Disney Princesses as sloths.
Oh my god
elementary • 1.01 pilot
—I don’t need you.
You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who hurt her is someone I would murder probably.
I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.
And I still totally lost it every time.
Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.
Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone
OMG SPIDERMAN THOUGH!!!